CHAPTER 2 -
Concerning Women Who Deserve To Be Praised
Know, O Vizir (and the mercy of God be with you!), that there
are women of all sorts; that there are such as are worthy of praise,
and such is deserve nothing but contempt.
In order that a woman may be relished by men, she must have a
perfect waist, and must be plump and lusty. Her hair will be black
her forehead wide, she will have eyebrows of Ethiopian blackness,
large black eyes, with the whites in them very limpid. With cheek
of perfect oval, she will have an elegant nose and a graceful
mouth; lips and tongue vermilion; her breath will be of pleasant
odour, her throat long, her neck strong, her bust and her belly
large; her breasts must be full and firm, her belly in good proportion,
and her navel well-developed and marked; the lower part of the
belly is to be large, the vulva projecting and fleshy, from the
point where the hairs grow, to the buttocks; the conduit must
be narrow and not moist, soft to the touch, and emitting a strong
heat and no bad smell; she must have the thighs and buttocks hard,
the hips large and full, a waist of fine shape, hands and feet
of striking elegance, plump arms, and well-developed shoulders.
If one looks at a woman with those qualities in front, one is
fascinated; if from behind, one dies with pleasure. Looked at
sitting, she is a rounded dome; lying, a soft-bed; standing, the
staff of a standard. When she is walking, her natural parts appear
as set off under her clothing. She speaks and laughs rarely, and
never without a reason. She never leaves the house, even to see
neighbours of her acquaintance. She has no women friends, gives
her confidence to nobody, and her husband is her sole reliance.
She takes nothing from anyone, excepting from her husband and
her parents. If she sees relatives, she does not meddle with their
affairs. She is not treacherous, and has no faults to hide, nor
bad reasons to proffer. She does not try to entice people. If
her husband shows his intention of performing the conjugal rite,
she is agreeable to his desires and occasionally even provokes
them. She assists him always in his affairs, and is sparing in
complaints and tears; she does not laugh or rejoice when she sees
her husband moody or sorrowful, but shares his troubles, and wheedles
him into good humour, till he is quite content again. She does
not surrender herself to anybody but her husband, even if abstinence
would kill her. She hides her secret parts, and does not allow
them to be seen; she is always elegantly attired, of the utmost
personal propriety, and takes care not to let her husband see
what might be repugnant to him. She perfumes herself with scents,
uses antimony for her toilets, and cleans her teeth with souak.
Such a woman is cherished by all men.
The Story of the Negro Dorérame
The story goes, and God knows its truth, that there was once
a powerful King who had a large kingdom, armies and allies. His
name was Ali ben Direme.
One night, not being able to sleep at all, he called his Vizir,
the Chief of the Police, and the Commander of his Guards. They
presented themselves before him without delay, and he ordered
them to arm themselves with their swords. They did so at once,
and asked him, `What news is there?'
He told them: `Sleep will not come to me; I wish to walk through
the town tonight, and I must have you ready at my hand during
my round.'
`To hear is to obey,' they replied.
The King then left, saying: `In the name of God! and may the
blessing of the Prophet be with us, and benediction and mercy
be with him.'
His suite followed, and accompanied him everywhere from street
to street.
So they went on, until they heard a noise in one of the streets,
and saw a man in the most violent passion stretched on the ground,
face downwards, beating his breast with a stone and crying, `All
there is no longer any justice here below! Is there nobody who
will tell the King what is going on in his states?' And he repeated
incessantly: `There is no longer any justice! she has disappeared
and the whole world is in mourning.'
The King said to his attendants, `Bring this man to me quietly,
and be careful not to frighten him.' They went to him, took him
by the hand, and said to him, `Rise and have no fear - no harm
will come to you.'
To which the man made answer, `You tell me that I shall not come
to harm, and have nothing to be afraid of, and still you do not
bid me welcome! And you know that the welcome of a believer is
a warrant of security and forgiveness. Then, if the believer does
not welcome the believer there is certainly ground for fear.'
He then got up, and went with them towards the King.
The King stood still, hiding his face with his haik, as also
did his attendants. The latter had their swords in their hands,
and leant upon them.
When the man had come close to the King, he said, `Greetings
be with you, O man!' The King answered, `I return your greetings,
O man!' Then the man, `Why say you "O man?"' The King,
`And why did you say "O man?"' `It is because I do not
know your name.' `And likewise I do not know yours!'
The King then asked him, `What mean these words I have heard:
"Ah! there is no more justice here below! Nobody tells the
King what is going on in his states!" Tell me what has happened
to you.' `I shall tell it only to that man who can avenge me and
free me from oppression and shame, if it so please Almighty God!'
The King said to him, `May God place me at your disposal for
your revenge and deliverance from oppression and shame!'
`What I shall now tell you,' said the man, `is marvellous and
surprising. I loved a woman, who loved me also, and we were united
in love. These relations lasted a long while, until an old woman
enticed my mistress and took her away to a house of misfortune,
shame and debauchery. Then sleep fled from my couch; I have lost
all my happiness, and I have fallen into the abyss of misfortune.'
The King then said to him, `Which is that house of ill omen,
and with whom is the woman?'
The man replied, `She is with a negro of the name of Dorérame,
who has at his house women beautiful as the moon, the likes of
whom the King has not in his palace. He has a mistress who has
a profound love for him, is entirely devoted to him, and who sends
him all he wants in the way of silver, beverages and clothing.'
Then the man stopped speaking. The King was much surprised at
what he had heard, but the Vizir, who had not missed a word of
this conversation, had certainly made out, from what the man had
said, that the negro was no other than his own.
The King requested the man to show him the house.
`If I show it you, what will you do?' asked the man.
`You will see what I shall do,' said the King. `You will not
be able to do anything,' replied the man, `for it is a place which
must be respected and feared. If you want to enter it by force
you will risk death, for its master is redoubtable by means of
his strength and courage.'
`Show me the place,' said the King, `and have no fear.' The man
answered, `So be it as God will!'
He then rose, and walked before them. They followed him to a
wide street, where he stopped in front of a house with lofty doors,
the walls being on all sides high and inaccessible.
They examined the walls, looking for a place where they might
be scaled, but with no result. To their surprise they found the
house to be as close as a breastplate.
The King, turning to the man, asked him, `What is your name?'
`Omar ben Isad,' he replied.
The King said to him, `Omar, are you determined?'
`Yes, my brother,' answered he, `if it so pleases God on high!'
And turning to the King he added, `May God assist you tonight!'
Then the King, addressing his attendants, said, `Are you determined?
Is there one amongst you who could scale these walls?'
`Impossible!' they all replied.
Then said the King, `I myself will scale this wall, so please
God on high! but by means of an expedient for which I require
your assistance, and if you lend me the same I shall scale the
wall, if it pleases God on high.'
They said, `What is there to be done?'
`Tell me,' said the King, `who is the strongest amongst you.'
They replied, `The Chief of the Police, who is your Chaouch.'
The King said, `And who next?'
`The Commander of the Guards.'
`And after him, who?' asked the King.
`The Grand Vizir.'
Omar listened with astonishment. He knew now that it was the
King, and his joy was great.
The King said, `Who is there yet?'
Omar replied, `I, O my master.'
The King said to him, `O Omar, you have found out who we are;
but do not betray our disguise, and you will be absolved from
blame.'
`To hear is to obey,' said Omar.
The King then said to the Chaouch, `Rest your hands against the
wall so that your back projects.'
The Chaouch did so.
Then said the King to the Commander of the Guards, `Mount upon
the back of the Chaouch.' He did so, and stood with his feet on
the other man's shoulders. Then the King ordered the Vizir to
mount, and he got on the shoulders of the Commander of the Guards,
and put his hands against the wall.
Then said the King, `O Omar, mount upon the highest place!' And
Omar, surprised by this expedient, cried, `May God lend you his
help, O our master, and assist you in your just enterprise!' He
then got on to the shoulders of the Chaouch, and from there upon
the back of the Commander of the Guards, andthen upon that of
the Vizir, and, standing upon the shoulders of the latter, he
took the same position as the others. There was now only the King
left.
Then the King said, `In the name of God! and his blessing be
with the prophet, upon whom be the mercy and salutation of God!'
and, placing his hand upon the back of the Chaouch, he said, `Have
a moment's patience; if I succeed you will be compensated!' He
then did the same with the others, until he got upon Omar's back,
to whom he also said, `O Omar, have a moment's patience with me,
and I shall name you my private secretary. And, of all things,
do not move!' Then, placing his feet upon Omar's shoulders, the
King could with his hands grasp the terrace; and crying, `In the
name of God! may he pour his blessings upon the Prophet, on whom
be the mercy and salutation of God!' he made a spring, and stood
upon the terrace.
Then he said to his attendants, `Descend now from each other's
shoulders!'
And they got down one after another, and they could not help
admiring the ingenious idea of the King, as well as the strength
of the Chaouch who carried four men at once.
The King then began to look for a place for descending, but found
no passage. He unrolled his turban, fixed one end with a single
knot at the place where he was, and let himself down into the
courtyard, which he explored until he found the portal in the
middle of the house fastened with an enormous lock. The solidity
of this lock, and the obstacle it created, gave him a disagreeable
surprise. He said to himself, `I am now in difficulty, but all
comes from God; it was he who gave me the strength and the idea
that brought me here; he will also provide the means for me to
return to my companions.'
He then set himself to examine the place where he found himself,
and counted the chambers one after another. He found seventeen
chambers or rooms, furnished in different styles, with tapestries
and velvet hangings of various colours, from the first to the
last.
Examining all round, he saw a place raised by seven stairsteps,
from which issued a great noise from voices. He went up to it,
saying, `O God! favour my project, and let me come safe and sound
out of here.
He mounted the first step, saying, `In the name of God the compassionate
and merciful!' Then he began to look at the steps, which were
of variously coloured marble - black, red, white, yellow, green
and other shades.
Mounting the second step, he said, `He whom God helps is invincible!'
On the third step he said, `With the aid of God the victory is
near.'
And on the fourth, `I have asked victory of God, who is the most
puissant auxiliary.'
Finally he mounted the fifth, sixth, and seventh steps, invoking
the prophet (with whom be the mercy and salvation of God).
He then arrived at the curtain hanging at the entrance; it was
of red brocade. From there he examined the room, which was bathed
in light, filled with many chandeliers, and candles burning in
golden sconces. In the middle of this saloon played a jet of musk-water.
A tablecloth extended from end to end, covered with sundry meats
and fruits.
The saloon was provided with gilt furniture, the splendour of
which dazzled the eye. In fact, everywhere, there were ornaments
of all kinds.
On looking closer the King ascertained that round the tablecloth
there were twelve maidens and seven women, all like moons; he
was astonished at their beauty and grace. There were likewise
with them seven negroes and this sight filled him with surprise.
His attention was above all attracted by a woman
like the full moon, of perfect beauty, with black eyes, oval
cheeks, and a lithe and graceful waist; she humbled the hearts
of those who became enamoured of her.
Stupefied by her beauty, the King was as one stunned. He then
said to himself `How is there any getting out of this place? O
my spirit, do not give way to love!'
And continuing his inspection of the room, he perceived in the
hands of those who were present, glasses filled with wine. They
were drinking and eating, and it was easy to see they were overcome
with drink.
While the King was pondering how to escape his embarrassment,
he heard one of the women saying to one of her companions, calling
her by name, `Oh, so and so, rise and light a torch, so that we
two can go to bed, for sleep is overpowering us. Come, light the
torch, and let us retire to the other chamber.'
They rose and lifted up the curtain to leave the room. The King
hid himself to let them pass; then, perceiving that they had left
their chamber to do a thing necessary and obligatory in human
kind, he took advantage of their absence, entered their apartment,
and hid himself in a cupboard.
Whilst he was thus in hiding the women returned and shut the
doors. Their reason was obscured by the fumes of wine; they pulled
off all their clothes and began to caress each other mutually.
The King said to himself, `Omar has told me true about this house
of misfortune as an abyss of debauchery.'
When the women had fallen asleep the King rose, extinguished
the light, undressed, and lay down between the two. He had taken
care during their conversation to impress their names on his memory.
So he was able to say to one of them, `You, so and so, where have
you put the door-keys?' speaking very low.
The woman answered, `Go to sleep, you whore, the keys are in
their usual place.'
The King said to himself, `There is no might and strength but
in God the Almighty and Benevolent!' and was much troubled.
And again he asked the woman about the keys, saying, `Daylight
is coming. I must open the doors. There is the sun. I am going
to open the house.'
And she answered, `The keys are in the usual place. Why do you
thus bother me? Sleep, I say, till it is day.'
And again the King said to himself, `There is no might and strength
but in God the Almighty and Benevolent, and surely if it were
not for the fear of God I should run my sword through her.' Then
he began again, `Oh, you, so and so!'
She said, `What do you want?'
`I am uneasy,' said the King, `about the keys; tell me where
they are.'
And she answered, `You hussy! Does your vulva itch for coition?
Cannot you do without for a single night? Look! the Vizir's wife
has withstood all the entreaties of the negro, and repelled him
since six months! Go the keys are in the negro's pocket. Do not
say to him, "Give me the keys;" but say, "Give
me your member." You know his name is Dorérame.'
The King was now silent, for he knew what to do. He waited a
short time till the woman was asleep; then he dressed himself
in her clothes, and concealed his sword under them; his face he
hid under a veil of red silk. Thus dressed he looked like other
women. Then he opened the door, stole softly out, and placed himself
behind the curtains of the saloon entrance. He saw only some people
sitting there; the remainder were asleep.
The King made the following silent prayer, `O my soul, let me
follow the right way, and let all those people among whom I find
myself be stunned with drunkenness, so that they cannot know the
King from his subjects, and God give me strength.'
He then entered the saloon saying: `In the name of God!' and
he tottered towards the bed of the negro as if drunk. The negroes
and the women took him to be the woman whose attire he had taken.
Dorérame had a great desire to have his pleasure with
that woman, and when he saw her sit down by the bed he thought
that she had broken her sleep to come to him, perhaps for love
games. So he said, `Oh, you, so and so, undress and get into my
bed, I shall soon be back'
The King said to himself, `There is no might and strength but
in the High God, the Benevolent!' Then he searched for the keys
in the clothes and pockets of the negro, but found nothing. He
said, `God's will be done!' Then raising his eyes, he saw a high
window; he reached up with his arm, and found gold- embroidered
garments there; he slipped his hands into the pockets, and, oh,
surprise! he found the keys. He examined then' and counted seven,
corresponding to the number of the doors of the house, and in
his joy, he exclaimed, `God, be praised and glorified!' Then he
said, `I can only get out of here by a ruse.' Then feigning sickness,
and appearing as if he wanted to vomit violently, he held his
hand before his mouth, and hurried to the centre of the courtyard.
The negro said to him, `God bless you! oh, so and so! any other
woman would have been sick into the bed!'
`The King then went to the inner door of the house, and opened
it; he closed it behind him, and so from one door to the other,
till he came to the seventh, which opened upon the street. Here
he found his companions agaIn, who had been in great anxiety,
and who asked him what he had seen?
Then said the King: `This is not the time to answer. Let us go
into this house with the blessing of God and with his help.'
They resolved to be upon their guard, there being in the house
seven negroes twelve maidens, and seven women, beautiful as moons.
The Vizir asked the King, `What garments are these?' And the
King answered, `Be silent; without them I should never have got
the keys.'
He then went to the chamber where were the two women, with whom
he had been lying, took off the clothes in which he was dressed,
and resumed his own, taking good care of his sword. Repairing
to the saloon, where the negroes and the women were, he and his
companions ranged themselves behind the door curtain.
After having looked into the saloon, they said, `Amongst all
these women there is none more beautiful than the one seated on
the elevated cushion!' The King said, `I reserve her for myself,
if she does not belong to someone else.'
While they were examining the interior of the saloon, Dorérame
descended from the bed, and after him one of those beautiful women.
Then another negro got on the bed with another woman, and soon
till the seventh. They rode them in this way, one after the other,
excepting the beautiful woman mentioned above, and the maidens.
Each of these women appeared to mount upon the bed with marked
reluctance, and descended, after the coition was finished, with
her head bent down.
The negroes, however, were lusting after, and pressing one after
the other, the beautiful woman. But she spurned them all, saying,
`I shall never consent to it, and as to these virgins, I take
them also under my protection.'
Dorérame then rose and went up to her, holding in his
hands his member in full erection, stiff as a pillar. He hit her
with it on the face and head, saying, `Six times this night I
have pressed you to cede to my desires, and you always refuse;
but now I must have you, even this night.'
When the woman saw the stubbornness of the negro and the state
of drunkenness he was in, she tried to soften him by promises.
`Sit down here by me,' she said, `and tonight thy desires shall
be contented.'
The negro sat down near her with his member still erect as a
column. The King could scarcely master his surprise.
Then the woman began to sing the following verses, intoning them
from the bottom of her heart:
I prefer a young man for coition, and him only;
He is full of courage - he is my sole ambition,
His member is strong to deflower the virgin,
And richly proportioned in all its dimensions;
It has a head like to a brazier.
Enormous, and none like it in creation;
Strong it is and hard, with the head rounded off.
It is always ready for action and does not die down;
It never sleeps, owing to the violence of its love.
It sighs to enter my vulva, and sheds tears on my belly;
It asks not fur help, not being in want of any;
It has no need of an ally, and stands alone the greatest fatigues,
And nobody can be sure of what will result from its efforts.
Full of vigour and life, it bores into my vagina,
And it works about there in action constant and splendid.
First from the front to the back, and then from the right to the
left;
Now it is crammed hard in by vigorous pressure,
Now it rubs its head on the orifice of my vagina.
And he strokes my back, my stomach, my sides,
Kisses my cheeks, and anon begins to suck at my lips.
He embraces me close, and makes me roll on the bed,
And between his arms I am like a corpse without life.
Every part of my body receives in turn his love-bites,
And he covers me with kisses of fire;
When he sees me in heat he quickly comes to me,
Then he opens my thighs and kisses my belly,
And puts his tool in my hand to make it knock at my door.
Soon he is in the cave, and I feel pleasure approaching.
He shakes me and trills me, and hotly we both are working,
And he says, `Receive my seed!' and I answer, `Oh give it beloved
one!
It shall be welcome to me, you light of my eyes!
Oh, you man of all men, who fillest me with pleasure.
Oh, you soul of my soul, go on with fresh vigour,
For you must not yet withdraw it from me; leave it there,
And this day will then be free of all sorrow.
He had sworn to God to have me for seventy nights,
And what he wished for he did, in the way of kisses and embraces,
during all those nights.
When she had finished, the King, in great surprise, said, `How
lascivious has God made this woman.' And turning to his companions,
`There is no doubt that this woman has no husband, and has not
been debauched, for, certainly that negro is in love with her,
and she has nevertheless repulsed him.'
Omar ben Isad took the word, `This is true, O King! Her husband
has been now away for nearly a year, and many men have endeavoured
to debauch her, but she has resisted.'
The King asked, `Who is her husband?' And his companions answered,
`She is the wife of the son of your father's Vizir.'
The King replied, `You speak true; I have indeed heard it said
that the son of my father's Vizir had a wife without fault, endowed
with beauty and perfection and of exquisite shape; not adulterous
and innocent of debauchery.'
`This is the same woman,' said they.
The King said, `No matter how, but I must have her,' and turning
to Omar, he added, `Where, amongst these women, is your mistress?'
Omar answered, `I do not see her, O King!' upon which the King
said, `Have patience, I will show her to you.' Omar was quite
surprised to find that the King knew so much. `And this then is
the negro Dorérame?' asked the King. `Yes, and he is a
slave of mine,' answered the Vizir. `Be silent, this is not the
time to speak,' said the King.
While this of course was going on, the negro Dorérame,
still desirous of obtaining the favours of that lady, said to
her, `I am tired of your lies, O Beder el Bedour' (full moon of
the full moons), for so she called herself.
The King said, `He who called her so called her by her true name,
for she is the fall moon of the full moons, afore God!'
However, the negro wanted to draw the woman away with him, and
hit her in the face.
The King, mad with jealousy, and with his heart full of ire,
said to the Vizir, `Look what your negro is doing! By God! he
shall die the death of a villain, and I shall make an example
of him, and a warning to those who would imitate him!'
At that moment the King heard the lady say to the negro, `You
are betraying your master the Vizir with his wife, and now you
betray her, in spite of your intimacy with her and the favours
she grants to you. And surely she loves you passionately, and
you are pursuing another woman!'
The King said to the Vizir, `Listen, and do not speak a word.'
The lady then rose and returned to the place where she had been
before, and began to recite:
Oh, men! listen to what I say on the subject of woman,
Her thirst for coition is written between her eyes.
Do not put trust in her vows, even were she the Sultan's daughter.
Woman's malice is boundless; not even the king of kings
Would suffice to subdue it, whate'er be his might.
Men, take heed and shun the love of woman!
Do not say, `Such a one is my well beloved';
Do not say, `She is my life's companion.'
If I deceive you, then say my words are untruths.
As long as she is with you in bed, you have her love,
But a woman's love is not enduring, believe me.
Lying upon her breast, you are her love-treasure;
Whilst the coition goes on, you have her love, poor fool!
But, anon, she looks upon you as a fiend;
And this is a fact undoubted and certain.
The wife receives the slave in the bed of the master,
And the serving-men allay upon her their lust
Certain it is, such conduct is not to be praised and honoured.
But the virtue of women is frail and changeful,
And the man thus deceived is looked upon with contempt.
Therefore a man with a heart should not put trust in a woman.
At these words the Vizir began to cry, but the King bade him
to be quiet. Then the negro recited the following verses in response
to those of the lady:
We negroes have had our fill of women,
We fear not their tricks, however subtle they be.
Men confide in us with regard to what they cherish.
This is no lie, remember, but is the truth, as you know.
Oh, you women all! for sure you have no patience when the virile
member you are wanting,
For in the same resides your life and death;
It is the end and all of your wishes, secret or open.
If your choler and ire are aroused against your husbands,
They appease you simply by introducing their members.
Your religion resides in your vulva, and the manly member is your
soul.
Such you will always find is the nature of woman.
With that, the negro threw himself upon the woman, who pushed
him back.
At this moment, the King felt his heart oppressed; he drew his
sword, as did his companions, and they entered the room. The negroes
and women saw nothing but brandished swords.
One of the negroes rose, and rushed upon the King and his companions,
but the Chaouch severed with one blow his head from his body.
The King cried, `God's blessing upon you! Your arm is not withered
and your mother has not borne a weakling. You have struck down
your enemies, and paradise shall be your dwelling and place of
rest!'
Another negro got up and aimed a blow at the Chaouch, which broke
the sword of the Chaouch in twain. It had been a beautiful weapon,
and the Chaouch, on seeing it ruined, broke out into the most
violent passion; he seized the negro by the arm, lifted him up,
and threw him against the wall, breaking his bones. Then the King
cried, `God is great. He has not dried up your hand. Oh, what
a Chaouch! God grant you his blessing.'
`The negroes, when they saw this, were cowed and silent, and
the King, master now of their lives, said, `The man that lifts
his hand only, shall lose his head!' And he commanded that the
remaining five negroes should have their hands tied behind their
backs.
This having been done, he turned to Beder el Bedour and asked
her, `Whose wife are you, and who is this negro?'
She then told him on that subject what he had heard already from
Omar. And the King thanked her, saying, `May God give you his
blessing.' He then asked her, `How long can a woman patiently
do without coition?' She seemed amazed, but the King said, `Speak,
and do not be abashed.'
She then answered, `A well-born lady of high origin can remain
for six months without; but a lowly woman of no race nor high
blood, who does not respect herself when she can lay her hand
upon a man, will have him upon her; his stomach and his member
will know her vagina.'
Then said the King, pointing to one of the women, `Who is this
one?' She answered, `This is the wife of the Cadi.' `And this
one?' `The wife of the second Vizir.' `And this?' `The wife of
the Chief of the Muftis.' `And that one?' `The Treasurer's.' `And
those two women that are in the other room?' She answered, `They
have received the hospitality of the house, and one of them was
brought here yesterday by an old woman; the negro has so far not
got possession of her.'
Then said Omar, `This is the one I spoke to you about, O my master.'
`And the other woman? To whom does she belong?' said the King.
`She is the wife of the Amine of the Carpenters,' answered she.
Then said the King, `And these girls, who are they?'
She answered, `This one is the daughter of the clerk of the treasury;
this other one the daughter of the Mohtesib, the third is the
daughter of the Bouab, the next one the daughter of the Athine
of the Moueddin; that one the daughter of the colour-keeper.'
At the invitation of the King, she passed them thus all in review.
The King then asked for the reason of so many women being brought
together there.
Beder el Bedour replied, `O master of ours, the negro knows no
other passions than for coition and good wine. He keeps making
love night and day, and his member rests only when he himself
is asleep.
The King asked further, `What does he live upon?'
She said, `Upon yolks of eggs fried in fat and swimming in honey,
and upon white bread; he drinks nothing but old muscatel wine.'
The King said, `Who has brought these women here, who, all of
them, belong to officials of the State?'
She replied `O master of ours, he has in his service an old woman
who has had the run of the houses in the town; she chooses and
brings to him any woman of superior beauty and perfection; but
she serves him only against good consideration in silver, dresses,
etc., precious stones, rubies, and other objects of value.'
`And whence does the negro get that silver?' asked the King.
The lady remaining silent, he added, `Give me some information,
please.'
She signified with a sign from the corner of her eye that he
had got it all from the wife of the Grand Vizir.
The King understood her, and continued, `O Beder el Bedour! I
have faith and confidence in you, and your testimony will have
in my eyes the value of that of the two Adels. Speak to me without
reserve as to what concerns yourself.'
She answered him, `I have not been touched, and however long
this might have lasted the negro would not have had his desire
satisfied.'
`Is this so?' asked the King.
She replied `It is so!' She had understood what the King wanted
to say, and the King had seized the meaning of her words.
`Has the negro respected my honour? Inform me about that,' said
the King.
She answered, `He has respected your honour as far as your wives
are concerned. He has not pushed his criminal deeds that far;
but if God had spared his days there is no certainty that he would
not have tried to soil what he should have respected.'
The King having asked her then who those negroes were, she answered,
`They are his companions. Alter he had quite surfeited himself
with the women he had caused to be brought to him, he handed them
over to them, as you have seen. If it were not for the protection
of a woman, where would that man be?'
Then spoke the King, `O Beder el Bedour, why did not your husband
ask my help against this oppression? Why did you not complain?'
She replied, `O King of the time, O beloved Sultan, O master
of numerous armies and allies! As regards my husband I was so
far unable to inform him of my lot; as to myself I have nothing
to say but what you know by the verses I sang just now. I have
given advice to men about women from the first verse to the last.'
The King said, `O Beder el Bedour! I like you, I have put the
question to you in the name of the chosen Prophet (the benediction
and mercy of God be with him!). Inform me of everything; you have
nothing to fear; I give you the aman complete. Has this negro
not enjoyed you? For I presume that none of you were out of reach
of his attempts and had her honour safe.'
She replied, `O King of our time, in the name of your high rank
and your power! Look! He, about whom you ask me, I would not have
accepted him as a legitimate husband; how could I have consented
to grant him the favour of an illicit love?'
The King said, `You appear to be sincere, but the verses I heard
you sing have roused doubts in my soul.'
She replied, `I had three motives for employing that language.
Firstly, I was at that moment in heat, like a young mare; secondly,
Eblis had excited my natural parts; and lastly, I wanted to quiet
the negro and make him have patience, so that he should grant
me some delay and leave me in peace until God would deliver me
of him.'
The King said, `Do you speak seriously?' She was silent. Then
the King cried, `O Beder el Bedour, you alone shall be pardoned!'
She understood that it was she only that the King would spare
from the punishment of death. He then cautioned her that she must
keep the secret, and said he wanted to leave now.
Then all the women and virgins approached Beder el Bedour and
implored her, saying, `Intercede for us, for you have power over
the King'; and they shed tears over her hands, and in despair
threw themselves down.
Beder el Bedour then called the King back, as he was going, and
said to him, `O our master! you have not granted me any favour
yet. `How,' said he, `I have sent for a beautiful mule for you;
you will mount her and come with us. As for these women, they
must all of them die.'
She then said, `O our master! I ask you and conjure you to authorise
me to make a stipulation which you will accept.' The King made
oath that he would fulfil it. Then she said, `I ask as a gift
the pardon of all these women and of all these maidens. Their
deaths would moreover throw the most terrible consternation over
the whole town.'
The King said, `There is no might nor power but in God, the merciful!'
He then ordered the negroes to be taken out and beheaded. The
only exception he made was with the negro Dorérame, who
was enormously stout and had a neck like a bull. They cut off
his ears, nose, and lips; likewise his virile member, which they
put into his mouth, and then hung him on a gallows.
Then the King ordered the seven doors of the house to be closed,
and returned to his palace.
At sunrise he sent a mule to Beder el Bedour, in order to let
her be brought to him. He made her dwell with him, and found her
to be excelling all those who excel.
`Then the King caused the wife of Omar ben Isad to be restored
to him, and he made him his private secretary. After which he
ordered the Vizir to repudiate his wife. He did not forget the
Chaouch and the Commander of the Guards, to whom he made large
presents, as he had promised, using for that purpose the negro's
hoards. He sent the son of his father's Vizir to prison. He also
caused the old go- between to be brought before him, and asked
her, `Give me all the particulars about the conduct of the negro,
and tell me whether it was well done to bring in that way women
to men.' She answered, `This is the trade of nearly all old women.'
He then had her executed, as well as all old women who followed
that trade, and thus cut off in his State the tree of panderism
at the root, and burnt the trunk.
He besides sent back to their families all the women and girls,
and bade them repent in the name of God.
This story presents but a small part of the tricks and stratagems
used by women against their husbands.
The moral of the tale is, that a man who falls in love with a
woman imperils himself, and exposes himself to the greatest troubles.